deducingbucky:

thecapn:

one time i came off anesthetics in the hospital and i convinced myself that i didn’t exist outside of the internet and when they tried to get me to drink something i screamed ‘i’m just a blog’ at them and they made my mom come calm me down and for some reason they filled up a rubber glove with warm water to help with something idk but the nurse gave it to me and said ‘this is your boyfriend now’ and when they took it away i started crying 

what the fuck

(Source: penisanxiety)

(Source: toastoat)

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

ravenbabe321:

lizdexia:

OH MY GOD LOOKIT YOUR LITTLE STUBS, KITTY, YOU BARELY KNOW WHAT THEY DO, YOU ARE SO CUTE I’M GONNA HAVE TO KISS YOUR TUMMY NOW

Damn that’s cute.

sinclairsolutions:

I’ve found where I truly belong

(Source: xeranthedad)

themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay's daughter Tilly takes revenge on her dad for pouring water on her while she was asleep. x

tastefullyoffensive:

"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]